THIS WAS WRITTEN AS A JOKE DON'T JUDGE ME FOR THIS YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE ME FOR THIS
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required reading


Notes before we start:

  • Yes, this was written during Ghostchibi's unofficial actor contest. No, it is not part of Ghostchibi's unofficial actor contest. That's way too much extra attention for me.
  • THIS IS A JOKE ARTICLE SHUT UP DO NOT PERCEIVE ME
  • NO REALLY IF YOU INSIST ON TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD LEAVE RIGHT NOW
  • DON'T JUDGE ME STOP IT I HATE THIS AS MUCH AS YOU DO
  • The gimmick of this page is that it features you as one of the characters, so you'll need to be logged into wikidot for the css to work. If you can see a portion of the navy seals copypasta below this bullet point, you're good to go. If you can't, the page won't even load and neither will the link to it, so you're kind of out of luck.
  • I'm also kind of banking on the assumption that your wikidot username isn't the same as your actual name IRL. Hopefully it isn't. The only person I know who has a username like that is Robert Goerman, who definitely should not be reading this.
  • MR. GOERMAN SERIOUSLY, PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. THIS IS NOT GOOD. This is bad enough that it might significantly damage your respect for humanity.
  • This tale should be read as having a romantic undertone. I know it's tagged as a joke tale, but that's only because it was written for the sake of a joke. It's still a genuine romance.
  • NOBODY WROTE THIS. YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW WHO WROTE THIS. YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.

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