Noah Rabe
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Class Noah-Author

  • Goofy Articles
  • Silly Shennanigans
  • Expanding Itself

About me:


This was a commission made by personal friend of mine Star Saphire1!! They're too Awesome.

No? Well, you're in the blissful domain of me, your bi 17y oldnhost for the most, noah rabenoah rabe. Although, on Discord, I go by Monster-9530.2

I'm a resident TS man with ADHD, while I'm calm most of the time when in public- make no mistake that I'm a zoomie man at home.

As far as authors go, I sometimes consider myself fairly ambitious. I wish to create hopefully really fun and interesting articles for you to enjoy. I want to create a story for now including a character I've already introduced. Although, I might be counting my chickens before they hatch.


  • Writing
  • Backrooms
  • SCP
  • Yu-Gi-Oh
  • Monster Hunter game series
  • Ferrets, Birbs, and Sharks
  • Dark Souls game series
  • Pokemon
  • Sleeping
  • Being Warm
  • Chess
  • Coding3
  • Graphic design
  • Moba's4
  • 90's styled- VHS horror games
  • Analog Horror5
  • Procrastinating
  • Marvel


  • Tests
  • Working with Java
  • The Deep Ocean
  • Most species of dolphins
  • Spelling out scientific names


Current Skillset:

  • Absolutely nothing
  • I like to think I'm good at coming up w/ complete characters w/ complex personalities before actually developing them. I think it's always good to focus on the personality traits of a character and how to change them.6
  • Not that I'm good at it really, but I've been doing choir since I was about 8. I like to tell myself I've gotten better though.
  • I like to strategize, this usually comes in the form of games, but even when not playing games- I like to work on projects that require that schuff.
  • Currently, I like to consider myself an ideas man. Not a very useful skill to me for the most part but I'm able to come up w/ some pretty unique stuff when I need to.

My Articles7:

Entity 326: "Cuddlemares"

  • A weird entity that can possess toys- pretty interesting. This entity adapts depending on the toy it takes during its metamorphosis process.

Level 182: "Aromatherapy"

  • A large greenhouse with an infinite outdoor area- no monsters- although, that doesn't mean there isn't any danger.

Entity 92: "Ferren"

  • Ferren the Ferret is a B.N.T.G. pet that is able to no-clip to any level from one level. For all most know, he could even no-clip into the frontrooms (although this is for the most part unknown.)

Level 282: "The Mariner"

  • Read either a logbook story explaining the depths of the submarine cave and the mysteries within or a collapsible with a typical M.E.G. article defiling the mysteries in the deep blue.

Level 401: "Choices"

  • The power of choice is the most valuable thing a person can have. But what happens when those choices are turned against you?

Future Works:

This section right here is a sneak peek description of my possible future articles.

Object 33: "Marketable Plushies"

  • What's cuter than a marketable plushie! Absolutely nothing! TLDR; this is more lore for the B.N.T.G. for ya, we got everyone's favorite ferret, Ferren, as well as a slew of other entity plushies coming your way!

Entity 500: "Parisitic Basilisks"

  • Entity 500 is a serpentine parasite entity that sucks your bone marrow away and leaves you lookin like a sack of glob. They also grow really big but require more energy so they have to feed more.

Entity 139 (rewrite): "The Puppeteer"

  • This is a rewrite for an Entity that I see a ton of potential in!

Level 928: "Indoor City"

  • An indoor city composed from plastic with a spoopy vibe, though there are no entities, something feels… off.
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