Cardi A was too powerful to be left alive (or, how to get to the center of a tootsie pop in one lick)

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Hi, I'm Lifemoth. I write things sometimes.

If you take a look at the stuff I've written, you'll quickly notice that I have an affinity for the unorthodox — shit that just makes you go "wow, how did this guy even become a notable member of this community". The truth is I consume copious amounts of Tellanux™ brand imagination-oil-coated pellets that are shaped like those little goldfish crackers that kids don't eat anymore. It's some wack-ass shit!!

Anyway uhhh I honestly don't know what else I can say about my stuff — there's absolutely no way I can put my mind into words so I just resort to writing for the funnyrooms and hope it sedates the celestial-born tapeworm burrowed somewhere under Oakland, Ohio. In any case, I hope you enjoy reading what I vomit onto this hellsite. :)

Speaking of which, let's take a look at that!


Levels

Level 9.1 - "Can we pretend that a meteor destroyed the Crimson Forest?"

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VN

Level 599 - "Aster"

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Scrap Contest 2022 4th Place

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Level 789 - "Why was Six afraid of Seven?"

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Level 194 - "Unreal Estate"/"YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A RAINFOREST"

+38

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Entities

Enigmatic Entity - "Man, Machine, My Dearest Creation"

+51

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Tales

"Troubleshooting"

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What If Contest 2022 Winner

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