The Backrooms

To The Followers of Jerry,

For the last time, I assure you that I am, in fact, a "follower of Jerry" just like you lot are! Despite your dismissive remarks, I'd like to make it perfectly clear that I certainly do follow that blasted blue bird, thank you very much. Actually, if you must know, I've followed Jerry through just about every area of this bloody place for the past fifty years in an attempt to study him. Now if that isn't dedication, then I don't know what is!

Therefore, I believe that I am more than qualified to be considered one of Jerry's followers. Not to mention that it is imperative that I study this confounded macaw! Of all the birds I've observed, Jerry has proven to be as much of an anomaly as he is an annoyance, but I will not let that stop me from pursuing him. So please…would you all just indoctrinate me already? I refuse to accept anymore of your refusals!

Sincerely,

Enoch Roddingham, Ornithology Enthusiast